No one is sure just who the tart and grumpy Curmudgeon
really is. Known as "CC" to to his friends, and
"That @#$%@$" to acquaintances, (although some question whether he really does have
any friends), he's not revealing his true identity to anyone, stating, "I want to
keep my landscaping free from bathroom tissue!"
It is whispered among the literatti that his mother loves him.
Rumors that he's really the Grinch moonlighting off-season cannot be confirmed.
Others insist he's more like Scrooge, though perhaps not as pecuniary.
"My identity is so secret," says CC, "that I don't
even know it! And if I told you, I'd have to lock you in my Sub Zero, so be glad you
don't know!"
Nonetheless, CC knows good dining from bad, outstanding
service from mediocre; and because of his top secret identity, manages to point out
where things are abysmal.
"You can serve the best food in town," states The Curmudgeon,
"but if the service stinks, I'll make sure the world knows!"
The advantages to having CC on the team work out nicely,
since he delights in pointing out what's not working right, leaving the pleasantries to
the others.
Learn about the rest of the crew -
» The Lady
» The Diva
» Wendy Tucker, The Discount Diva
» Awesome Austin - Young & Happenin'
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